These 5 series are kids’ favorites and we all want to die

You know what’s worse than crappy kids’ movies? Bad series for kids. Yes, I know, there’s a lot of repetition in that sentence, but that just goes to show how heavy it is.

So okay, we can call ourselves old bitches who think the series was better before, but that’s still not that untrue. Before, in the 80s and 90s, we had the Mysterious cities of gold, RugratsTHE Totally Spies and many others. Ok, there were some bad things too, let’s not be dishonest, but nothing compared to what drives kids crazy today.

The 5 series that will thrill children in 2024

If you don’t know which series we are talking about, here is a small, non-exhaustive list of series that make children completely addicted. There is something for all tastes, from dogs, to unicorns, to pop stars… Some have existed for many years, others are more recent. All are available on streaming platforms such as Disney+, Netflix or Amazon Prime. Some are even on TV! And if you’ve never seen them, you’ll at least inevitably come across a derivative product stuck on a backpack, a logo on a t-shirt, or a mug with an image of one of them.

Of course, as parents, we can say no to screens and no to these series. But just because kids like watching them doesn’t mean they’ll end up burning cars later. A little from time to time, even if it bothers adults, well, it doesn’t matter, it won’t break a duck’s three legs, relax. Remember that we are really being disingenuous in this article.

1 – Paw Patrol, from 3 years

There Paw Patrol, is THE cartoon known to all those who still have milk teeth. The story is about the life of puppies who love to dress up Village people and who want to save their city from a mayor who likes to dominate the world with his cats a little too much. The cubs are under the command of Ryder, a little boy who doesn’t seem to go to school much since he is always in the control tower of him, and they all love each other very much and is very brave. Boring as hell. The worst ? It was even adapted into a film.

2 – Bluey, from 4 years old

Bluy, is the least worst of all. Well, they still talk about dogs, but for once they don’t talk too much nonsense. Benevolent and inclusive, it is the only cartoon that finds favor with our intransigent daronnes, and rightly so: we even managed to cry in one episode. Yes, yes. What are we referring to? He recounts Bluey’s first steps:

3 – Gabby and the magical house, from 5 years old

Gaby and the Magic House, cThis is the great success of recent years. Yet we want to go and live far, far away, on a desert island, without internet, to eat coconuts directly with the peel. The story is that of a child and his cats who have, as you might expect, a magical house, and who do things there like slide, bake cakes, play, get us drunk… From the opening credits Until the end, it’s terrible. Yet, kids love it so much that thousands of landmark toys are released every year. Please finish us.

4 – Miraculous, from 6 years

Miraculousthat is, the queen of goods, it is everywhere. Miraculous, is the story of a little girl, Marinette, who is actually a superhero who defends the city from bad guys, with her friend Cat Noir. Actually, it’s not that bad, but the credits will stick in your head for days on end.

5 – LoliRock, from 7 years old

Here we are at the worst of the worst of the children’s series, which I called absolutely useless, yet so adored, LoliRock. Still don’t know the story of the magical princesses who have powers and play the guitar? So much the better, she escapes while there’s time. For other parents, those who are already screwed, they know that in addition to the series, there is also the story of LoliRock it also exists in book form and, in comparison, we would rather eat live cockroaches than read a single line.

Yes, of course, there are others, for all ages. We can mention the terrible Peppa Pig, the diabolical TroTrothe Machiavellian Little brown bearthe fools of The unicorn school… But since this article has already been written with all possible bad faith, we’ll stop here.

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