The Letterboxed account was recently referred to me for The bear star Ayo Edebriri, and has left some hilarious reviews for movies that will make you laugh. She has quite a sense of humor and seems like the kind of person it would be so much fun to watch movies with! You can tell she loves watching movies!
Just wanted to share a few examples of the reviews he left:
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back:
“This movie is great, but I was really shocked how ugly Yoda was sorry if that pissed anyone off, but I had only seen baby Yoda and the adult Yoda is fucking pecked.”
Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile:
“What would you do if you opened your door and a crocodile in a little scarf was singing like Shawn Mendes was there? Literally what would you do!”
M3GAN:
“I can’t believe I’ve never seen a movie until I saw M3GAN. Wow. This is the first movie I’ve ever seen with my own eyes. Wow… I give it 4 stars but I know in my heart this it was a 10/10. I’ll make my kids watch it. I’ll have kids just so I can make them watch it.
Beau is scared:
“Ari Aster, if you read this, please private message me!! I’d like to connect you with a prayer line! It’s a phone number where 4 to 13 menopausal, Afro-Caribbean, and Pentecostal women from the church I’m in grown up will pray with you and FOR YOU on the phone for as long as you need to. You just dial the number. You don’t even have to talk! There is NO pressure. Let them pray for you! Ari, DM! Please!!! Let these women lay spiritual hands on you! Contact me ASAP!!!”
Spartacus:
“I saw this bc it’s on a marquee in the background of a shot in Bridge of Spies. It’s so funny that their hair is all like that.
Freaks:
“That’s how you deal with me in this accursed question.
Jurassic Park:
“No no no! he would have minded my business and he would have died!
Suspiria:
I enjoyed the movie.
But the Roxy person with the red hair, blue jacket, pink shirt and yellow pants who came out of the loo and looked me in the eye before I entered? Man.
You are going to hell.
I have never seen so much pee left on a toilet seat before in my life. And on the floor?! It was a water bottle of pee, just everywhere. This is madness, you are an adult. Sometimes life is crazy, I won’t deny it, but you looked me dead in the eye. You knew what you did! How did you blush in good conscience? Like, what were you washing? Did he even pee in the bathroom? She didn’t even attempt to wipe her ass. Just whole puddles and droplets left behind. And do we expect to win the midterms? With this kind of human mess among us? Good luck to all of us!
But yeah, I liked the movie. Happy Halloween to you all.
He just brings great humor to his reviews and I appreciate that.
by Joey Paur
Source: Geek Tyrant
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