Well, has everyone already updated their VKontakte page? Today we invite you once again to plunge into the age of graffiti on the walls, mysterious writing and, of course, status. The latter was especially popular, so everyone tried to find the most daring and annoying phrase to describe their profile. We remember the most legendary user quotes!
I’m like a convertible, very cool, but no roof …
If you don’t like me, shoot yourself, I won’t fix it.
Heaven was full… I’m back!
I flap like a butterfly, sting like a bee.
God, there are a lot of idiots around and I still have to get married.
It doesn’t matter what the mice whisper behind the cat.
If I got paid every time I remember you, I’d be a punk.
He was a kind of… cobra.
The fire of my waters went out. And you are a rooster.
I say I want to see you and you say it’s cold outside. It’s not cold outside.
If you are alone, do not be afraid. If you are zero, be afraid.
I am the sun but you do not shine.
Sori, I’m not your love story.
Stressed depressed but well dressed.
You are all very important and your crowns are made of paper.
Sometimes it gets so bad that you have to call 03 or turn on 0.5 you never know.
You either come into my life or leave. Don’t stand in the doorway, I’m cold.
I removed the oil stain from the sofa. In what way? Divorced.
Everything in life is like chess. I lost the queen – enjoy the pawns.
Take off your masks when you come into my life. I am not your carnival.
Did it help me find personal happiness? Yes. When he leaves.
If they often try to get you, then you are incompetent.
If you want a girl to be an angel, create a paradise for her.
If a woman is constantly forced to take the first step, sooner or later she will pass by him.
A woman is not alcohol to you. Divorce is not weak!
Source: People Talk
