PEOPLETALK horoscope: briefly about the main things for each zodiac sign

We don’t like long and boring horoscopes, so we made our own horoscope; short and fun. Learn about the basic characteristics of all zodiac signs.

Goat

God forbid you approach Capricorn for advice: you are guaranteed at least an hour of lessons. This is because they always know (or pretend to know) how to get out of any situation, and they will tell you in detail, boringly and with examples where you are wrong and how you need to live further. He devotes himself to work as much as possible because he does not know how to sit on his fifth spot and do nothing. And begin to fade if necessary. She chooses a partner not with her heart, but first of all with her head, so she is incredibly happy in family life.

Aquarius

These loudmouths’ own lives can go wrong – they got fired from their jobs, they have no personal life and there is no possibility of it, and they also have a lot of complexes in their past, but they will strangely give you this advice: Jobs. They love to chat for hours about everything (read: nothing): politics, conspiracy theories, and fights between rappers. And this also works with complete strangers. He is indecisive, on Monday he may fall in love (but not too much), on Tuesday he may send her to hell, on Wednesday he may cry, on Friday he will find a new object of adoration, but he will not even remember the old one. . In general, it is very difficult for Aquarius to fall in love: he subconsciously feels how everything will end.

Fish

They are still dreamers. In their fantasies, Pisces have long conquered the world, prevented global warming and eliminated hunger on the planet, but in real life they are not interested – everything is boring, prosaic and generally not worthy of their royal attention. They are terrible liars and it is almost impossible to catch them lying. They have no remorse, so they do not repent and confess. And looking into their big honest eyes, you believe them. You can’t disturb them – they will suffer with pain and pleasure for a long time. If everything is going well in life, Pisces begins to have manic thoughts about the upcoming nightmare because not everything can be perfect.

Aries

Simply put, a sheep. The most stubborn people in the world. Even if you have already proven to them that you are right and they believe it, they will still insist that they are the ones in the white coats and you are the idiot here. It is impossible to argue, it is better not to even try, save your nerve cells, shake your head at their nonsense and step aside. They hate competition: if someone surrounded by Aries is somehow better than him, then he will die with bones, but he will do this to wipe the enemy’s nose.

Taurus

They are absolutely sure that they are special, they know everything better than anyone else, and they have to explain to you why you are wrong and in what ways you are wrong. The main difference of Aries is that they know how to admit when they are wrong. Then they will even thank you for opening their eyes to the truth. He is monogamous and very trusting, so he is often deceived and even more often disappointed in people.

Twins

It is impossible to silence Gemini. Talking until your pulse beats is their secret weapon. That’s why he gets along so well with Aquarius – he locks them in a room at night, they will be best friends until the morning and plan to take over the world and stage a coup. Despite their talkativeness, people are reasonable and extremely logical – in their world everything is shelved and any outside interference is sharply suppressed. They know how to do it themselves. Although they do not refuse friendly advice.

Cancer

God forbid you break Cancer. Really. They will say they forgive you, but in reality they will remember you for another 50 years and will stick needles in you at every opportunity: “But remember, you squeezed my eraser in the second grade.” They are so disgusting as to be impossible: even a crumb on the table infuriates them. They love ideal (ie: clinical) purity and try to drag everyone around them into this religion. The “it’s a creative mess” excuse doesn’t suit Cancers – they’ll make it pretty anyway and won’t even ask for permission.

a lion

If you’ve caught Leo’s eye, consider yourself lucky. They will praise you, take you everywhere (to show off) and teach you manners – that’s what aristocrats are. However, it is not recommended to argue with Leo: they are sharp-tongued and do not mince words. After five minutes, your cheeks will be red with anger and you will be angry, why does he dare to talk to you like this? Moreover, Leo will not lie – he will say very little, clearly and clearly. With an evil smile. So you will still be responsible for the depression about “where is my life going?” They are terrible self-centered – they love compliments, being the center of attention, and gifts (although they prefer the word “offer”).

Virgo

Virgo women are calm and reasonable housewives. Ideal spouses. But Virgo men – good luck. The most boring and illogical creatures on the planet. Sex, food, sports – everything goes as planned, and being a minute late is punished with a long lecture on the meaning of life. They do not explain the reason for their behavior, and they do not intend to: Who are you to talk to you? They love to have people run up to them and wipe their snot off, and they love to suffer so much that they go crazy in public, saying “how poor and unhappy I am, have mercy on me now.”

Scales

They’re definitely on their side in everything worldly – Libra has music, art, conversations about eternity over a glass of wine, and sex under the stars on their minds. And the apartment is a constant mess that even cleaning companies do not undertake to clean. The noble walkers go left and even if they are caught red-handed, they manage to get out of the situation: “Honey, I made love to her and I’m making love to you.” Not everyone can remove noodles from their ears in such quantities.

Scorpion

They cannot live without love and bright emotions, so as soon as they part with one partner, they immediately find another and drag it into a rollercoaster – restaurants and cinema for the weak. At the same time, they adore themselves, know how to count money and remember what every ruble of their salary was spent on. Secretive to the point of impossibility: They will start talking about themselves not before the wedding, but three years later. They do not like to talk, they remain silent most of the time, so they attract attention to themselves. You can’t leave them near Aries for a long time – together they will come up with such adventures for their heels that everyone will have to clean up.

sagittarius

They express their authoritative opinions with or without reason (and it does not matter whether they are not asked to do so). They tear apart the truth with such amazing cruelty that those around them immediately want to teach Sagittarius some sense with their fists, but he sincerely does not understand why they are offended by him and no longer invites him to friendly meetings. He is completely irresponsible – his constant “one must be held accountable for one’s actions” tirades fall on deaf ears and he fails to learn this simple truth for the rest of his life.