We do not like long zodiac signs, so we made it ourselves – short and funny. How do zodiac signs fight?
Goat
(from December 23 to January 20)
In general, Capricorns do not like to argue and solve things – they value friendship and loved ones very much. However, if they begin to make a fuss – write in vain: they will remember all their dissatisfaction, and after a stormy quarrel they will stop all communication.
Aquarius
(from January 21 to February 19)
Shaving off the criminals and deftly name-calling in response is the strong point of all Aquarius. But they do not like to start a scandal – life is beautiful and surprising, and they are too lazy to spend time inciting hatred.
The fish
(February 20 to March 20)
Pisces are bloody aesthetes. And they don’t like scandals because it’s so ugly when people yell and spit. Therefore, if they are shouted at, they remain meaningfully silent.
Aries
(from March 21 to April 20)
Yelling, kicking, squeaking, and slamming doors are Aries’ favorite pastimes. For miles, curses gush out of their mouths (sometimes reaching out to the second cousin of his cousin’s wife’s brother). It’s just that those places can’t be taken seriously – so Aries just lets off steam.
Taurus
(April 21 to May 21)
They suddenly start an argument, methodically and very boringly convince their opponent of the wrong, and when they are not understood they step in and start to freak out. They leave quickly but never apologize.
Twins
(from May 22 to June 21)
Virtuosos in terms of insults. But they still do not like to get into scandals: several times they will say bad things to someone, and then for some reason he does not want to talk. A fool.
Crayfish
(from June 22 to July 22)
It’s not for them to scream hoarsely. But to teach, annoy and infuriate with wise advice – even for them. So don’t raise your voice. On the contrary, long and gloomy, with regulation and delight, they will tell you why you are stupid.
a lion
(from July 23 to August 21)
They do not like scandals – this is not a royal business. But listening to how others scandalize is, yes, a great hobby.
Virgo
(from 22 August to 23 September)
Printed with arguments and cold logic. And in general, they somehow scream … soulless. Not to let go, just to be heard better. So it’s not even interesting at all.
scales
(September 24 to October 23)
They do not like to cause scandal for no reason, so they only shout when the opponent deserves it. Another thing is that Libra, in principle, considers everyone else stupid and does not constantly yell at them only with a miracle.
Scorpion
(October 24 to November 22)
They fight so well – they make up insults that they even go after them with a notebook and write them down, raise and lower your voice like a violin, and take incredible pleasure in the process.
sagittarius
(November 23 – December 22)
Market rudeness, scandal, even when there is generally no reason for it. They know all the curses and their derivatives and use them with pleasure. Do not expect an aesthetic orgasm from there – everything is dirty, disgusting and you want to wash yourself after the scandal with Sagittarius.
Source: People Talk
