A number of hilarious texts have been shared online among exes, and it shows why sometimes it’s really best to take a clean break.
Messages collected and shared by Metins from your old Instagram account were sent by ex-flames around the world, often desperate for a second chance.
A lone person sent a message asking for the sender’s identity and pretended not to deliver the stored number anymore.
Another said they “absolutely didn’t want to talk” when their ex asked if they were on a date.
FEMAIL shares some of the funniest and cruelest examples here…
The sound of silence: Sometimes not responding is the worst response, but not receiving this SMS message
Brutal: Looks like the ex took a while to muster up the courage to share his true feelings, just to greet
Sorry, I’m washing my hair! Either way, both parties are open and honest. When one ex asked the other to meet up, the other didn’t hesitate to express their feelings
It’s no nonsense: It would probably be better if this person had read the room before sending this message – to an ex who was obviously not interested
Disasters at the Box Office: Describing your past relationship as a “horror movie” may be true to many, but seeing it written in black and white must be poignant
Change of address: If you think there’s nothing worse than getting an unsolicited message from your ex, this message shows it’s there – a whole letter
Not interested anymore: This person got into some very unhealthy brain games by getting in touch with their ex, who seems still in love with him, before revealing that he’s not interested in talking any more.
One last favor? Sometimes it seems like people don’t contact their ex because they miss them or they have unresolved issues, instead they need help treating the worms.
Don’t hold back! At least they know where they are: This ex has been vaguely told that their ex sees their time together as a bit of a nightmare.
A Happy Escape: Can you imagine how frustrating it would be to be in a relationship with someone who doesn’t fully realize their flaws?
Purely Physical: When you break up, part of you may be hoping your ex misses your commanding intelligence or your radiant personality, but this text message just makes it clear that something is missing.
Ah! Imagine you miss your ex, you want to talk to them, you spend hours reaching out to them and they forget you exist.
Source: Daily Mail
