Type of worst parents met at daycare

Posted October 4, 2021

The nursery, this ruthless universe. Frequented by parents who are lucky enough to get the precious sesame, a place for their child in a facility that welcomes other babies, it releases above all, in addition to childhood diseases, a whole panoply of personality made up of more or less common parents.

This is also what is crazy about parenting: if you can think that a human being is relatively nice and pleasant, with entirely honorable principles, he can quickly turn out to be the worst idiot once he has a child, and that the latter must be entrusted. to other people whose job it is to take care of them.

If you yourself have a child placed in a nursery or work in such a facility, here is a small anthology of the types of parents you can meet there.

Those who require “special” treatment.

Proud parents of little Pierre-Roger, 187 days old a day, think he is the eighth wonder of the world and that he is simply exceptional.

Blinded by their parents’ hormones, they want their precious heir to get the best care and attention in the world at times. at the expense of the other children they attend the same kindergarten, but they don’t give a damn.

These parents do not realize that Pierre-Roger is not the only child that kindergarten staff have to take care of, and they ignore the other 47 small fragments also parachuted into this too colorful space that constantly smells of dirty diapers.

They do not hesitate to insist, insist and still insist that the precious are fed exclusively with organic milk from fair trade (which they do not want to provide themselves), that they want to impose meal and nap times (independent from those of other children), and they complain if the program they have put in place at home is not respected within the community.

Furthermore, speaking of community: this phenomenon is totally foreign to them. They do not understand that their Pierre-Roger is not the priority over all the other children, who nevertheless have the audacity to be less awake and less beautiful than theirs!

There is no question that their bacon is offended – while in real life, the guy in question has nothing to do with this and just wants to chew his socks all day.

The ones that are completely upside down

They generally don’t get along very well with parents asking for special treatment, pickup parents are constantly next to their pump.

Of course, we’re not talking here about tired parents, completely fed up with their parents, in revered postpartum depression or even those who are still in the recent discovery of their parenting role, but a lot of these dear balls we all know.

It is about those who forget every day to bring back the duvet, the pacifier, the registration form to the parties, the doliprane, to change the diaper of the heir before leaving (or who simply skip to put one) – and who, strangely ( no), they were also the type who arrived in second B of high school without the pencil case and the math notebook.

Parents who take they seem to discover community life the day nursery every day and their role as parents as well, even after two years. They are the type to laugh when they find out that their little Daenerys bit four kids today, and they don’t realize the kindergarten director is yelling at them when they arrive half an hour after closing without informing them of their delay.

Never aware of what’s going on in kindergartenthey do not even bother to read the information panel still placed right in the center of the main entrance and scream like skunks because they were not aware of the date of the next strike, the latter however communicated on the panel itself for already two weeks.

You will understand, they are: tiring.

Those who deny the germs

Convinced that they are the only ones to work in life, they do not hesitate to bring back their little Jayson who has a fever of 39 and vomits every 3 hours…. without mentioning these little details to the kindergarten staff, of course.

Don’t feel guilty even for a second for creating, then, a group of gastro carbine that will ruin the lives of all the other parents in the facility, they absolutely do not see where the problem is: they do the same thing for every disease.

Visibly living in another world, they don’t hesitate to throw in ” have a good time “ to those who will take care of their baby all day, as if cleaning the buttocks of a child full of diarrhea were a real pleasure!

Those crazy about germs

Unfortunately, parents with hypochondriac tendencies are really out of luck when you know how nurseries can be the worst places for diseases that spread even faster than a Donald Trump STD.

For germ-crazed parents, hell looks like this: the fear, every day, that their cute, full, drooling baby will bring home a new communicable disease.

Above all: these are obviously not parents (or parents of children) who have real pathologies, serious things, or real hypochondria that can handicap everyday life.

We’re just talking about the classic bullshit, which is the common and sadly trivial childhood diseases that can make you want to curl up in a corner, rock back and forth, praying for the germs to disappear. Children pass them on, parents grab them, it is the great cycle of life and most of the time no one suffers from it for long.

To try to fight as much as possible against the object of their distress, germ-crazed parents try every day to find out if any particular diseases are noticeable at this time, and are too unwilling to ask to inspect the consistency of other people’s feces. kids – just to be sure that a gastro-epidemic is not developing.

Easily recognizable thanks to the excessive use of hydroalcoholic gel every time they touch a door handle, they avoid contact between children as much as possible, definitively rejecting invitations to birthday parties to limit the risks.

They do not harm anyone, per se, but they tend to stress everyone out.

Next time we will tell you about parents who think that striking nurseries are run only by shitty gauchos, those who ask to see the diplomas of all the auxiliaries and those who want to teach them their trade. when they’ve been parents for six minutes. You kiss !

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