National education: three measures (not at all serious) to help the government save schools

How to bring France back into line? In a country ravaged by indiscipline, our President of the Republic faces a great challenge: restoring order in France.

This is why Emmanuel Macron is directly targeting the bastion of the nation: the school of the Republic. Once glorious, now a decayed slum, this school could nevertheless be reborn from its ashes to finally fulfill its original role: to train patriotic and well-mannered citizens.

The president has already attacked student behavior and plans to strengthen civic education, but frankly, even if that meant going further, couldn’t he go? more and more ?

This is what we suggest here.

Idea no. 1: military service for children aged 3 to 6 years

If Napoleon knew what humanity had become, he would be ashamed. SHAME. Not only do we no longer have children, but the few remaining copies formally deny the theory of natural selection. Weak and lazy, our unpatriotic blue-haired youth now see the rest of the world as a giant stage on which to film their TikTok videos.

Do you know how our elders saw other countries? As potential enemies. Perfectly. This healthy view of things was instilled during military service training which should be updated.

To prevent our society from having time to deprave our children, we must choose them at the source, at the age when their brains are not yet perverted by the anti-militarist ideology of their left-wing union teachers. So I suggest three months of annual military service, three to six years.

Additionally, all students will be expected to participate in the school marching band, which will parade every year on Bastille Day.

Idea n.2: elect the mother of the month

Aurore Bergé, former Minister of Family and Solidarity, recently proposed sentencing non-compliant parents to community service.

This measure makes no sense, smartphones do not have arms and cannot collect cigarette butts thrown on the side of the road. Today’s children are abandoned to themselves, victims of the extinction of a race essential to the maintenance of our social order: deserving mothers.

In recent decades, most good mothers have been replaced by human wombs whose main activity is complaining on social networks as soon as the baby is born. Our time has confiscated from women the happiness of being mothers and alleviated the sense of guilt of careerist and resigned stepmothers. We must praise the tenacious mothers who, despite the pressures, despite the obstacles, continue to dedicate their lives to the education of their children and the citizens of tomorrow.

These mothers must be valued, I therefore propose that all institutions award the Mother of the Month award to a mother who has particularly deserved it, during a ceremony set to music by the school’s patriotic band.

Idea n.3: cleaning and DIY schedules for the children of the unemployed

Reading the Facebook comments I finally understood why national education was so lacking in resources: all state funds are intended for the unemployed and those on welfare. It therefore seems normal to me that their children, educated for free, compensate for the losses caused by their lazy parents. Cleaning of classrooms and maintenance work (electricity, repairs, painting) should be carried out by the children of the unemployed.

This proposal has several advantages. First, it teaches the harsh realities of life to ultra-privileged children, whose parents earn millions of euros a month in social benefits! Secondly, this measure will train these students professionally, so that they do not reproduce their shameful family model. Finally, this indirect remuneration system will allow the funds previously intended for the remuneration of the territorial agents in charge of these tasks to be re-introduced elsewhere. These savings will make it possible to finance… But no, not additional staff in schools and hospitals, let’s see. The military service I talked about above!

And she ? What educational measures do you plan to save France?