TPMP: Cyril Hanouna and his columnists are parodying the Cannes Film Festival! (VIDEO)

The Cannes Film Festival returns on Tuesday, May 17. After two years ravaged by a health crisis, the big screen audience is opening up for an anniversary edition marked by the big names in Hollywood. Cyril Hanouna, on the other hand, took advantage of the scorching news to pamper himself on a starry red carpet in a delicious parody of the chroniclers “Touche pas à mon poste”. “They’re going to get off in the same limo one by one, we only had one limo for all the columnists, I’m not hiding from you that the budget is low.“, announced the host, the icon of the C8.

The first to get out of the limo is none other than the columnist Bernard Montiel. Cyril Hanouna presented it this way: “We’ll start with the person who played ‘Sous le soleil,’ coming today to present his new movie ‘Suceur dans la ville’.“Cyril Hanouna spared no effort to find a companion for Danielle Moreau, while the latter became the second person to walk the red carpet.”Now we move on to Danielle Moreau, who came for an out-of-competition movie called ‘No squirrels eating only acorns’.“, started the trouble.

It’s then up to Fatou’s famous friend to get his rank during the presentation. “One of the rising stars of international cinema. He recently starred in the excellent movie ‘Flying Over the Cuckold’s Nest’, this is Gilles Verdez”. Kelly Vedovelli continued. “The smallest of this festival, Patrick Deweare’s ‘Les vapoteuses’, attracted attention with the remake of the Kelly Vedovelli movie. was announced. Under the columnist’s spell of particular beauty, Cyril Hanouna later gave a compliment:I’m glad you’re so beautiful You can stay others no because they were disgusting but you yes“.

Raymond Aabou was the next person to shine in this impossible parody. “The bad boy of the cinema. Applauding Raymond Aabou for his book ‘Livreur, the top’, which tells the story of a delivery driver arm wrestling at a PMU”, Before honoring Valérie Benaïm, he announced Cyril Hanouna: “The mother of cinema competes tonight with Valérie Benaïm in ‘The Fabulous Fate of Beverly Choukroune'”.

Guillaume Genton, with his own looks, focused on the trend to buy highly exclusive luxury clothing. “His first feature film ‘Pigeon Break’ is about a man in super armor trying to escape from a luxury department store because he wants to sell him super ugly things, which of course is Guillaume Genton”.

Géraldine Maillet did not escape an allusion to the “provax” side. “Tonight she played with us in ‘Everything for a Vaccine’, Géraldine Maillet, who was with us.“Benjamin Castaldi finished this red carpet with a slightly questionable lolita look…”Finally, we finish in style with a big name in French cinema, we are honored to be with us for the screening of ‘Betty Boobs’, Benjamin Castaldi.

LT