Chris Rock Puts Out the Oscar Debate in First Standup Show Since Will Smith Slap

At the Oscars last week, Chris Rock was spotted at a global television ceremony, Will Smith’s star reputation was tarnished by a lack of self-control, and the Oscars were embarrassed for doing nothing and now they’re stuck. Evacuation hazard. But tonight turned out to be at least one winner: The Ticket Scalpel, which raised over $1,000 for balcony seats. Many seem to have been bought and paid for by the media, and this joke upset many of us: Security locked our phones and fired us for writing in notebooks or texting on the Apple Watch. Where was this crew when Will Smith refused the Academy’s request and left the building minutes after the rock attack before the Best Actor Oscar?

The Rock performed his first stand-up comedy show since winning an Oscar today, and this time he’s on the run. As then, he refused to use the awkward episode as comic bait. Dressed in all-white, Rocky got a standing ovation, about two and a half by my count, and longer than when Smith was nominated for Best Actor. After I stopped praying and said, “Let me do the show,” Rock asked the crowd how their weekend had been. I had nothing more to say about being in Smith’s kick case and telling people that I wrote jokes for his comedy routine before anything else happened. He suggested that he might return to the discussion over time, but wasn’t sure if it was better to continue. (You can listen to Rocky’s keynote below.) Maybe it would have felt different on tonight’s show, but I lost the money on the way to the first show. If there is a change in your heart, so be it.

The Rock then moved on to a lively routine that ranged from a bad sextet to a woman named Candice, a divorced father raising their daughter, to plans for a vasectomy after Covid and Robert De Niro saw a young woman take her young son. . -1970. . Elon Musk’s sexual dominance and Megan Markle. Unfortunately, the latter did not pack a punch. In fact, if it had been Prince Harry first and foremost when Rocky criticized his wife’s skin color… Well, never mind. Accusing the royal family of racism, Rock said, “What did you expect? Didn’t they create colonialism? Rock also criticized politically correct companies that brag about protecting the environment, planting trees and doing other things. A Subaru who pledged to donate $250 from each sale to a buyer’s favorite charity. Speaking of seeing a car ad, Rock said he’d prefer the company lower the price of the car by $250. The show was short-lived (it started with a routine where Rick Ingreham insulted Bostonians in the front row), but it was the day the academy decided what it would be like. hard to punish In his one-on-one fight over the weekend, Rock can expect more crowds to lurk in the pockets of scalp buggers who must love how the Academy Awards have restored status as the most popular comic book in the country.

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