Typology of the 5 types of children we meet at birthday parties

There children’s birthday season it’s almost over. The opportunity to draw up a small typology of the profiles of children we meet at birthday parties. I would like to emphasize that this list is totally subjective and should be taken as gospel. Then, the typology of parents of children that we inevitably meet during these snacks, here is that of the children.

• The one who is overexcited
  Hard to follow, little Léon runs and climbs everywhere, risking being hit by a car or a bicycle. It makes you wonder if his parents didn’t give him Red Bull before coming.
• The one who always eats
  This one has the plate even though it’s only 2:30pm. “Uhm, when is the cake!?” ». He runs to get sweets, fills his pockets, swallows 1 liter of iced tea, in short he is hungry and does not hesitate to eat everything he comes across.
• That one talks to you all the time
  This is very annoying because he decided that he would talk to you using “Ma’am, Ma’am”. He tells you about his vacation plans, his grades, his brothers and sisters’ lives, his dog, his field, everything.
• This is based
  He’s part of your friend group, but no one talks to him much. It almost seems like he’s too lazy to get into the mood. So, you try to make conversation with him.
• The one that crashes the day before
  This cancels his visit the day before and you want to kill him because you had reserved the activity for him. This list is not exhaustive, I might add: the one whose feet stink, the one who is sick. “But he wanted to come so badly, I’ll take him anyway”say the parents. The one who comes with his little sister. “Alba was so sad to leave her big brother, don’t worry, she is very good”…. I’ll let you complete this list.