Help, I only attract guys into relationships, what do I do?

LDaronne answers your questions trying not to be too out of line.

La Daronne is the queen of not-so-stupid advice, covered with a large dose of more or less subtle humor. Here she is back to help a reader!

The question for Daronne

Dear Daronne,

I turn to you for wise counsel regarding my emotional setbacks.

I have been single for two years and in relationships I only attract guys. I’m not kidding, all my crushes are ruined.

There are some that you just continue to flirt with, others (two) that I have slept with.

The last one, I’ve known for a long time. We meet regularly, work together, organize parties. And recently, by my will, the unforgivable was committed: sleeping together. Obviously things got out of hand.

The guy has been in a relationship for a long time and I have never met his girlfriend. I feel sorry for my feminism and my sisterhood, and at the same time, I’ve literally been craving this for months. I feel in love and at the same time the story really sucks.

What do I do now?

Jen

Daronne’s response

My little Mister Freeze (it’s hot),

I really liked your letter, not for its content, but for what it evokes for me. I wasn’t always this married to Daronne and with two kids. You suspected it. But did you know that before I met Daron, I was also subscribed to crappy plans? NO ? Well, it’s done.

I’ll spare you the journey that transformed me from an eternal single signed up for second places and “not ready” guys into Daronne married to the same guy for centuries. However, I want you to know that today it is not a traditional Daronne who is answering you. This is the young, single me who had about fifteen years to think about all these questions before putting on makeup.

Why do you always meet painted guys?

For once I have the opportunity to bring out the hard-earned knowledge from hours spent watching replays Start today (Faustine, I love you), I won’t embarrass myself.

The show’s experts are clear: when we always fall into the same patterns it’s because something unconsciously pushes us in that direction. Since I am not a psychologist (like some of the experts mentioned above), but above all I don’t know you, I will not come forward. But for example, in your childhood, you may have become accustomed to the second place position, unless lack of self-confidence pushes you to settle for crumbs.

Or, perhaps, simply, deep down, boys annoy you and a mask allows you to shiver without having to wash underwear that doesn’t belong to you every day. This last point seems particularly valid to me.

However: if this diagram gives you any problems, it is up to you to investigate on your own or with the help of a specialist (psychology graduate, please).

Stop your flute, romantic love

To meet suitable people, we must first deconstruct everything we have been taught about romantic relationships. It’s a job, I’ll grant you, especially because it means no longer hiding your face: the painted boys we love to fall in love with are not poor creatures lost and misunderstood by their better half, they are cowards who voluntarily make the decision to betray a person to whom they have promised exclusivity. However, instead of accepting their filth, they prefer to imagine themselves as a modern-day Vincent Van Gogh: brilliant, but tormented. Let’s stop imagining that behind every indecisive person and every “bad boy” there is a wonderful man just waiting for us to reveal ourselves.

If love and attraction hurt so much, it is not because we are puppets in the hands of a power that plays with us and our emotions. It’s just because some people behave like idiots when opposites persist, under the pretext “that the attraction is there”.

Good news: You can reject a bad plan, even if you’re very passionate about it. It burns, it disgusts, but we survive.

Is banging a guy wearing makeup anti-feminist?

I’m not going to say banging a guy wearing makeup is anti-feminist. This would amount to blaming women for men’s mistakes, and we’re tired of it. A man who cheats on his girlfriend is solely responsible for this deception.

That said, I think we’re better than this. If some people feel ready to cheat on an exclusive partner, that’s their business, but is it really necessary to get involved, even indirectly, in this mess? NO. I can completely understand that you are falling in love. But this is not inevitable. As I told you, everyone experiences emotional disappointments and survives them. But as I also said, let’s stop deluding ourselves with the pretext that love exists what is most beautiful and makes the birds’ wings sing. I’ll reveal to you what is even more beautiful: refusing to play the game of a society that would like to make a temptress of you. Leave these infidels squirming in their own poop and go looking for people whose celibacy or open relationship allows them to have sex happily without cheating on anyone!

I leave you, I will listen to Diam,

The kiss,

Your Daronne