Matthew Perry has starred in 56 projects throughout his career, but the role of the annoying and humorous Chandler Bing in the TV series “Friends” brought him the greatest love and recognition from the audience. The news of the actor’s death on October 28, 2023 caused a real shock to the fan community. Loyal fans never get tired of watching funny moments with his participation. We’ve put together his character’s funniest jokes.
“Hi, I’m Chandler. I joke when I’m uncomfortable.”
“This is the third time I’m watching this series, he’s always in trouble here!”
Chandler and Julia [о Россе]: “You have a paleontologist on your lips… But now he is gone.”
“Of course the lambs are scarier, otherwise this movie would be called The Silence of the Ducklings.”
“What if I quit my job? Maybe I’d write for the New Yorker and make money from jokes. But my job is fun. So I don’t need to wear a tie tomorrow.”
“Yes, I tell people other people’s secrets! That’s why they love me!”
Monica: “This camera is making me fat!”
Chandler: “Yes? So were more than one camera filming you?”
“It’s a small world, but I still haven’t met Beyoncé.”
Chandler: “Openness and honesty are the foundation of every marriage!”
Monica: “I knew I would be rewarded for giving you this book…”
“I will do this but I warn you, it will mean that I have changed for the better and you have fallen in love with me differently!”
“One stupid problem at a time, please.”
“This is where we met, the Guggenheim Museum. “He likes to draw, and I like funny names.”
Monica: “What to do? How to proceed?
Chandler: “Imagine what we would do if we had brains?”
“Weird thing: Donald Duck wasn’t wearing pants, but he tied a towel around himself when he got out of the shower… The question is, why?”
Katie: “Chandler, your hair is amazing!”
Chandler: “Thanks, I raise them myself.”
Joe: “Monica was probably playing a joke on you. It’s funny to send a whore to your own husband!”
Chandler: “Yeah, and he’s going to kill someone for my birthday!”
Monica: “What’s that smell? It smells like smoke! You smoked!
Chandler: “Yes. Just one cigarette… Two. Two small cigarettes. Okay, five! One pack! Two packs! Blocking! Three blocks in two days!”
“I’m not a very good counselor. Maybe a sarcastic comment would suit you?”
Phoebe: “One of my clients died on the massage table today.”
Chandler: “Well, I guess he’s more relieved than he expected.”
“No one knows which hurts more, giving birth to a child or being hit between the legs, because not a single person in the world has ever experienced one or the other.”
Rachel: “You’re an idiot!”
Chandler: “I know you’re right, but why?”
Phoebe: “Do you know anything about girls?”
Chandler: “No in birds. In women… no.”
“I will do this, but I warn you: it will mean that I have changed for the better and you fall in love with me differently!”
“I have to go to work. If I don’t enter the data into the computer in time… no one will notice.”
Source: People Talk
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