These 15 phrases that our daronnes said and that we would never have thought of saying one day

Believing that all darons and daronnes are the same. We can fight, we can try to be different, to do and think differently, to say to ourselves “no, but I will never talk to my children like that” before living the sweet experience of parenting. And here we are, launching ready-made sentences that only make sense to us adults.

But you know what? It does not matter. We have the right to say these phrases, just as we have the right to walk the alleys of an ancient fortified village with our hands behind our backs saying: ” it’s beautiful here, who knows how much a house overlooking the vineyards costs », Le tout avec les mômes qui râlent derrière parce qu’ils n’avaient pas du tout envie de se taper an architectural visits of leur lieu de vacances au lieu de plonger dans la piscine ou de jouer à la Switch tout l’après- Noon.

We have a right to be cliche daronnes, and no one can fool us (except our children, but that’s my pov ‘Lucette game).

The 10 best phrases we say, we too

1. “It’s not Versailles here!” when he leaves a room without turning off the light
2. “You’ll thank me later »Forbidding him to expose himself to the sun without white sunscreen that sticks SPF 50 on
3. “Put on your cap, it hits hard” when he insists on spending the afternoon among a tax evader
4. “I don’t care what your friends do or don’t do, I’m not their mother when she rebels because I say no, a choice: a third cartoon by day / a second ice cream for dessert / a day at Disney at the weekend / a pizza for breakfast
5. “As long as you live under our roof, follow our rules. When you have your own apartment, you can do whatever you want ” when I ask him to tidy up his room which looks like a war zone
6. “Eat your soup, it will make you grow when my delicious pumpkin soup frowns (in all objectivity)
7. “Do you want my finger? when I peck at her with her filthy finger in her nose
8. “And if your girlfriend jumps off a tree / bridge, do you do the same?” “ when he justifies himself by saying that his friend Sarah has the right to do a lot of stuff-too-cool-but-I-never-gnia-gnia-gnia
9. “Money doesn’t grow on trees!” when she asks me for yet another toy when it’s the end of the month and she’s pretty spoiled
10. “You will understand when you are older when she hears a private conversation between her father and me
11. “I’m counting to 3!” 1 … 2 … 2 and a half … 2 three quarters … “
12. “Are your hands clean?” make you feel phrase repeated before each meal without exception.
13. “Me too, when I was your age … »Sentence to be completed with any memory of my childhood (and sometimes I even invent a little bit to stick to the situation)
14. “Oh no, today we are not closed, the weather is nice »While I would also prefer to stay under the duvet to watch movies
15. ” Change your tone, I’m not your girlfriend ” when it is cheeky

Yes, I became that kind of mother. In fact, I look too much like mine. And yours maybe? I can’t wait to read your own sentences of Daronne, to try to believe that I am not alone.

Photo credit image of one: Choreographer