The MONSTERNADO trailer offers a storm full of prehistoric creatures; But I have a better idea!

A trailer has been released for an upcoming film titled Monsternado, a movie centered around a tornado filled with “ALL the scariest creatures.” Yes, we’re getting another one of those tornado movies, and it looks every bit as ridiculous as it sounds.

In the film, a tornado, infested with prehistoric monsters, has formed in the Bermuda Triangle and is heading towards earth. Megalodons, pterodactyls, giant octopuses, crocodiles and other attacks – now the city must fight to survive against these deadly creatures.

President of the firm Keith Leopard called the film “another great film from Tyler James, whose Loch Ness Monster comes out in November”, and said, “Monsternado is fun, scary, and full of really cool special effects sequences.”

Yes, ok, whatever I say. You know what would make an even better movie!? A tornado full of all the classic universal monsters! The Wolf Man, Frankenstein’s Monster, The Bride, Dracula, The Mummy and more! If you’re going to make a monster-filled tornado movie, this is what you need to do! Here’s my proposal!

As Hollywood prepares for a major Universal Monsters retrospective, the accidental discovery and opening of a cursed chest gives rise to a monstrous tornado imbued with the spirits of iconic horrors: Dracula, The Wolf Man, Frankenstein’s Monster, The Bride , The Mummy and more. As the Monsternado wreaks havoc on Hollywood, a diverse group of veteran actors, a budding director, a special effects genius and a stuntwoman band together to stop it. Drawing on their deep knowledge of monster lore, they embark on a harrowing quest to reassemble the relics from the chest, believing they can dispel the tornado of monsters and force them back into the darkness. Later, as Hollywood rebuilds, the lines between fiction and reality blur, suggesting that the monster story may not be over.

Any buyers? Call me! Lol! Monsternado will be released on digital and DVD on November 14th.