I saw a colleague’s boyfriend kiss another woman. What should I do ?

Daronne is the queen of less stupid advice wrapped in a more or less subtle touch of humor. Here she is back to rescue a reader!

Dear Daronne,

Help ! I just met my colleague’s husband with his tongue in the mouth of a girl who was not my colleague at all. Who I also adore and with whom I spend most of my days.

From what he’s told me, they’re an exclusive, monogamous couple, all of it. It’s horror, right? What should I do ?

Sabrina

Daronne’s answer

My little boar,

We could be in a monogamous couple, the issue of fidelity is complicated. ET HOP, a small open door to start the day right!

For example, Daron and I have sworn allegiance to each other and I would say that overall we are doing well. Mainly, because I already have difficulty walking the 5 meters that separate my bed from the sofa, then run the guilledou, how lazy.

BUT OK, I won’t hide the fact that if Geralt from Rivia the Witcher got lost in my neighborhood – let’s say he confused my suburban suburbs with an enchanted forest after fighting a monster that would spit acid in his eyes and make him blind, that OH by chance we came face to face, and that the mutant was very attracted to me (remember that I have every chance since at that moment the man is blind), it would be entirely possible that I tear up the marriage contract with a penknife.

Just as I already know that Daron wouldn’t say no to I don’t know who in I don’t know which series, because I never remember the names. He is telling you if he doesn’t interest me and above all he is telling you if I am aware that monogamy is a very variable rule.

Deception or not deception? In doubt…

Overall, I would tend to say that in a monogamous couple it is better not to sleep elsewhere. I grant you, saying that is like saying that when it rains it’s better to go out with an umbrella, when everyone spends their time forgetting to carry it in their purse. All these refined metaphors are there to remind us that between theory and practice there is the highway of the sun and that most people drive it blind drunk, sometimes even in the wrong direction.

We have no way of knowing for sure what rules apply to her co-worker’s relationship, or even if she really wants to know what her husband does with his tongue in his spare time. Before you stick your nose in someone’s poop, you still need to make sure someone is ready…

And then, the various sex scandals that populate our age are quite formal on the matter: when a boy dips his cookie where he shouldn’t, it’s never the boy who has trouble, but the girl who does.

I believe that if you open it to denounce the villain, it will fall on the corner of your muzzle. In theory, it’s not very nice to keep potentially vital information to yourself just to preserve your personal well-being, but in practice it’s best to avoid getting involved in other people’s stories.

Forget what you saw and never tell anyone. No, not even with your friends. Not even with your boyfriend. No gossip, no HAN YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT I SAW around the coffee machine, or after a third Mojito during an evening with colleagues. Rumors travel fast, do you know that…

This absolute silence, which will accompany you to the grave, will be the price to pay for your peace of mind.

I am a moral mother: what do I do?

There are moral people. I’m not one of them, I prefer the “Come on, let’s escape!” “. But there are moral people. Why, like, I don’t know. Life is complicated enough, but after all, why not add bread and butter worrying about more back problems. Want to warn fellow girlfriend? Go ahead, what do you want me to tell you.

The anonymous phone call to her husband: WELL OKAY, the call doesn’t need to be anonymous. I just thought it would be cool, because I like detective shows. If you know the husband, confront him by letting him know that you witnessed a scene that made you particularly uncomfortable. It’s up to him to tell his wife before you do. Yes, you’re bluffing (probably), but he doesn’t know it.

Do a bad thing: Meeeel sit down, I need to talk to you, you will spend your days in the dark, but I feel it, I know, he doesn’t care about you…. Whether it is, Vitaa and Mel met at work, we don’t know. Telling a girl that her boyfriend thinks she’s a bitch is never easy, but if you want to, there are a few rules to follow:

To do: invite him for a drink one on one to talk to him away from prying eyes and take it easy, in the most concrete way possible.

To avoid: going wild in the canteen or taking advantage of the thrill of the annual barbecue to gather courage and unpack everything in the presence of 30 managers. To play it Madame gossip by telling the whole company that the car is super horned.

Sitting Your Girlfriend With A Colleague: At the end of the letter I always give a little divisive advice, which doesn’t win all the votes in the comments but which is still worth considering if you want my opinion. Today it will be like this: since it seems that monogamy is no longer the order of the day in your colleague’s relationship, you might as well take the pill allowing him to live his own extramarital affair. For example with Julien-Roger from the product management department, who certainly has a shitty name, but which he compensates with an ultra-nice physique.

Come on, I’ll leave you, I have to go check the spyware I installed on Daron’s phone.

bisette,

Your daronne