Are you a billionaire? Here are 5 activities to keep busy on the plane

This Monday, January 16, Oxfam released an uplifting report on the growing inequalities between large estates and precarious homes. According to the organization, the top 1 percent have captured nearly two-thirds of the world’s new wealth in the past two years. Because’a private jet, goes very fast, sometimes it’s hard to get the jacket for them. But we can give them some kind advice on a note (the only one I currently have).

You will understand, this article promises a nice slice of fun. The kind of slice that never falls right when it falls off the table. After my public interest topics about going to public swimming pools or the times I wished I had a dog, here’s a new and uplifting article that will try to make you smile.

But joke or not, we know that too well air travel remains a serious topic. Yes, because fucking damages the skin. Worse ! We get more bored there than on Dramathis, my theater podcast whose promotion is subtly included in this article.

Fortunately, I take this serious topic head-on. You’ll then find an exclusive guide so our ultra-wealthy don’t get bogged down in our mundane farmer concerns (and can devote the majority of their calendar to what they do best: flow).

Here are the 5 ideal activities to occupy your Paris-Saint Germain-en-Laye flight.

1. Feeling guilty

Flight is an opportune time to refocus. After years a underpay your employees, see the virtues of flying every day. Lose your eyes in the poetic emptiness of the clouds and feeling guilty.

Yes, guilt is unpleasant but it will earn you a few lenient lines on your obituary: “ He fired half of the Pas-de-Calais, but at the same time, he sometimes confided to his co-workers that on Saturday nights, in his hot tub, he happened to be sad… “. So feel guilty. And let it be known.

You can always try to change your mind. But the most casual of playlists will always end up reminding you of Taylor Swift (if you know, you know). Feeling guilty.

2. Pray for a crash

Have you recovered from stock market crashes without difficulty? What about the next plane crash? Prove that the billionaire has thick skin. You know, wads of banknotes absorb shocks. If you don’t need a plane to travel dangerously, you know better than anyone be completely off the ground.

So, survived an accident, you will have fun too storytelling for your memoirs And when you’ve spent your life getting rich off the backs of others, that’s far from negligible.

Think practical. The more planes crash, the more people are afraid of flying and the fewer people take it. Outflow, here.

3. Locate islands to hide your money

What can the left do against a big luminescent Rolex, frankly? Anything. Especially when you make it bite the dust. Bury under 5 meters of fine sand, a safe, a table football or an air-conditioned stadium? What I know? The limit is the sky! I may have read Michel and Monique’s books Pinçon-Charlot, sociologists specializing in the big bourgeoisie, I still have no idea what the rich like. Drama maybe? One hell of a question for Dramathis, my drama podcast.

4. Privatize the seventh heaven

Wait, everyone has a right to ken? Even the poor? But it’s disgusting.

Come on, a flag, two Jean-Michels from security at the entrance and seventh heaven is yours. You’re already kind enough to get them to vote 58% for a guy who defends your interests (and then for the others, from abstention to abstinence, there’s only one step).

Don’t you know anything about sex? Don’t panic, Madmoizelle’s beggars teach you everything with a subtle mix of pedagogy, mischief and references (reminding me of a theater podcast whose name escapes me).

5. Prepare the next COP 28 (in Dubai)

I wish this conference in Dubai was one of my jokes. But our leaders sometimes double down on their creativity, and my articles are just a pale copy of a public speech by Elisabeth Borne.

But it is with the utmost seriousness that you will make your kerosene emissions profitable by preparing your intervention, armed with our greenwashing advice. After all, your children’s future is important to you. Look, our friend Bernard, director of LVMH, has put his daughter in charge of Dior. Take a seed (while it’s still growing).

Yes, think about the future. Ecology is a serious subject that requires some height. Nothing better than a plane ride to overlook the public debate for a while. Moreover, someone looking for consumer lice wouldn’t do it any other way.

Cover photo credit: Oneinchpunch via Canva.

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