“BGT is now a sad story The Voice, it’s always self-indulgent but now it’s boring”

What Simon Cowell did for talent shows what Andy Carroll’s bachelor party did for marital bliss.

Viewers cannot be blamed for dropping out of Britain’s Got Talent en masse.

It morphed into The Voice as well as stories of hiccups, imported special acts, and some really mawkish twists.

These dancing dinosaurs should have been buzzed when they first auditioned.

The witches conjured nine minutes of ham in the anticlimax of a tamed mouse in a box.

Of course, Amanda Holden ran away after capturing something fierce and hairy, first on TV. But how is it an act?

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It might have worked better if the judges were honest instead of trying and failing to be funny.

Some applicants were fired for “not getting better” between shows. Well they didn’t! These arrogant clowns are barely qualified to judge a karaoke night at the Albert.

They didn’t realize that playing Ben Nickless was playing the old Freddie Starr act, with a hint of Duncan Norvelle.

Is BGT rigged? Loses the idea, but if Cowell truly believed Mel Day would make tonight’s finale “great”, then why did he put the veteran soul singer in the first place?

Only one act that performed in the top four was successful. Singers Maxwell Thorpe, Tom Ball and Loren Allred were the last.

Remove suspicion from BTI. Have the work order drawn in real time at the beginning.

All imported professionals have failed (as usual). Italian Andrew Basso, a former West End fugitive, sabotaged himself by blackening the water tank with black milk.

While the judges chose adorable teen comedian Eva Abley over Japanese wizard Keiichi Iwasaki (a world veteran of Got Talent), mostly because she had several outbursts in Cowell, Paris Police Pepper Spray tips just in case. in which it appears next year.

We are used to BGT being a lenient and exaggerated farce, but boredom is unforgivable.