These 17 lies balanced by all parents in the 90s

There is a difference between large and small lies. If you are the same parents, you certainly know what we want to talk about. Inventing a story of Santa Claus to follow the tradition, speaking of the mouse or fairy of the nipples generally do not generate large family dramas.

And parents are super Balèzs to lie to children, when they don’t have the answer to another question or when they want to protect the little ones. In the 90s, we were on another level of myth and some continue to have a difficult life, even today.

Parents Brant in the 90s

The idea comes from this video by Tiktok, in which the user, @90skid4lyfe, shared some lies dismissed by almost all parents in the 80s and 90s:

We find, among the most famous lies:

1. “Don’t drink coffee, slow down growth”
2. “Don’t sit too close to the TV, will destroy your eyes” (there is no scientific evidence in real life)
3. “The water of the swimming pool will become blue if you pee” (I was told that it was red)
4. “It is forbidden to drive with the internal light of the illuminated car” (this is false. It is unpleasant for the driver, but it is not illegal)
5. “If you continue to break your fingers, you will have arthritis” (it’s false and Donald L.unger has shown it)
6. “You have to wait 30 minutes before swimming, after eating” (another myth, we had already told you elsewhere)
7. “Chocolate milk comes from brown cows” (what can you say for candy with a strawberry?)
8. “If you eat a seed of watermelon, a watermelon will grow in the belly”
9. “If you swallow a chewing rubber, it will take 7 years to get out of the belly”
10. “If you find yourself a tattoo, you won’t find a job”

The lies we also heard in the 90s

I add a room in the car, with also the lies I have heard, being small:

• Do not put, if there is a storm, your eyes will remain blocked
• Don’t eat nails, you will have appendicitis
• We cannot go to Disney, it is closed on Sunday
• But obviously your rabbit preferred to go back to living in the forest to be free (in truth, the neighbor’s dog had eaten him)
• You can’t eat this chocolate, there is alcohol in
• Eat your soup, which makes it grow
• If you are not wise, Santa Claus will not go through our home

And you, what were the most surprising lies of your parents? What are you also swinging on your children?