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No, but wait, what’s really happening to Kate Middleton?

No, but wait, what’s really happening to Kate Middleton?

What is the current problem with the royal family? Is the perfect princess in danger? Has she been replaced by a clone like Avril Lavigne? Did the late queen’s corgis eat it? Please stop with the suspense, tell us everything.

Is a new scandal shaking the silverware of the English royal family? People tremble. Where has Kate Middleton gone?

What’s happening to Kate Middleton?

First, let’s provide some context: Princess Kate, married to Prince William, heir to the throne of the United Kingdom and mother of George, Charlotte and Louis, hasn’t been seen in public since December 25. A few days later, we learned that she had been admitted to the hospital. On January 17, Kensington Palace issued a press release saying that Kate (yes, I’m calling her by her first name, don’t guillotine me) has been admitted to hospital for abdominal surgery which went well, and that she will remain “between 10 and 14 days” to the hospital.

The situation is getting out of control, the suspense is high: what is the princess suffering from? Is she seriously ill? What illness could force him to undergo surgery and stay in the hospital for so long? People are biting their nails, wait.

Kensington Palace wants to be reassuring: the operation was planned, everything is fine, Kate will be back shaking hands full of germs over Easter. But then why do you talk about it so much? Because at the same time as her operation, the entire royal family is shaken by another event: King Charles is also admitted to hospital. A few days later, we’ll find out who actually suffers from cancer. Is everything falling apart?

Kate Middleton is missing

Furthermore, no photos of Kate Middleton have been circulating since December 25th. Something that never happens in the country of the most photographed family. At every event, at every handshake, at every hug to a poor and/or disabled child: a click, a photo. There, nothing more, nada, that tchi.

Some photos still appear in the press, showing William driving to his wife’s bedside, others of Queen Camilla doing the same thing at her husband’s side. Sounds like a hot potato for the Real.

On January 29, Kensington Palace issued a new press release asking everyone to breathe with their stomachs: Kate is fine, she has returned home to recover from the operation, carry on, there is nothing to see.

Except, tatadadaaaa, plot twist : On March 4, a paparazzi photo went around the world (but not in the United Kingdom, because the press didn’t want to attract the wrath of the royal family and its lawyers). Kate was reportedly seen in the back of her mother’s car in Windsor, west London, wearing dark glasses and a tired face. Recall that she had disappeared from the public eye for 70 days.

Good news, you might say! Except that the speculations on the part of Internet users begin again: some say that she seems to be in very bad shape, others categorically state that it is not her, that she is a lookalike, and even that she could actually be her sister, Pipa, of hers. Judge for yourself:

There, everything X (formerly Twitter) goes up in flames: what happened to Kate? Where is she? What did you have the surgery for? Does Camilla keep her locked in Buckingham’s dungeon by feeding her dry bread?

Kate Middleton and the mysterious photo

Things got so heated that Kensington Palace posted a new photo of the princess on Instagram, with a caption written by the princess herself, in celebration of Mother’s Day (which took place on March 10 in England):

This photo, taken by Prince William himself, shows Kate visibly in great shape, surrounded by her three children. The car launches: the photo goes around the whole world and all the media. Yay, delicious for the most famous roast beef.


UNLESS.

Except that then the Associated Press and Reuters news agencies did something huge: they removed the new photo of Kate Middleton shared by Kensington Palace from circulation, fearing that it was fake. AP also said, regarding the photo that was removed: “Upon closer inspection, it appears that the source may have manipulated the image. »

No, but wait, what’s really happening to Kate Middleton?

OH MY GOD. We tremble, we tremble, could this be new proof that something is wrong and that the world is going to hell?

We breathe with our stomachs for two minutes and drink some chamomile, while we read the statement of the princess herself, on X, a few hours after the tragedy:

Translation : “Like many amateur photographers, I experiment with editing from time to time. I wanted to express my apologies for any confusion caused by the family photo we shared yesterday. I hope everyone had a happy Mother’s Day. VS.”

Is Kate Middleton as bad at Photoshop as the rest of us plebeians of this world? It’s possible. In fact, what was criticized in the initial photo was the poor alignment of Charlotte’s left hand with the cardigan sleeve and a missing part of her sleeve. Additionally, the eight-year-old princess’s hair fell sharply to her shoulders, while Kate’s zipper was lighter than elsewhere, according to theAFP.

Well, not enough to whip a cat (poor cat), but enough to cause confusion and make the British people wonder if they were honestly being taken for a (silver) tureen.

As for Kate, for the moment the mystery remains. Has he been replaced by an AI-controlled robot? Him languishing at the bottom of a prison with Camilla throwing peanuts at him? Does she just want some privacy to recover from a surgery that must have taken a toll on her, like any other human being?

Although in France perhaps we have a clue:

The mystery remains, and perhaps it is no longer a bad thing.


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