Originally released on October 31, 2013
When they’re realistically violent, it disgusts me. When it comes to paranormal subjects, my brain generates absolutely ridiculous fears for weeks: I am, when it comes to cinema, the worst coward.
At that time for all those who, like me, have a sub-zero tolerance when it comes to horrorhere is a list of cinematographic works classified in the horror for dark reasons category that you can propose to your friends by saying “yes but see, you have to look at it with an ironic eye”.
remember last summerby Jim Gillespie (1997)
On the evening of July 4, four freshly graduated high school students celebrate their entrance into university by telling scary stories on the beach in the middle of the night (spoiler alert: the plot therefore does not take place in Calais).
Sure, they’re even gathered around a campfire—in the movies, that seems super easy to do. I already have trouble striking a match, but so be it.
On their way back, they hit someone in a car. As there is no one to reach the other moral level, they decide to hide the body.
A year later, when they think they’ve gotten away with no one knowing what they’ve done, Julie (Jennifer Love-Hewitt) receives an anonymous note: ” I know what you did last summer “. And then there, in front of Dinan, the murders begin to follow and Julie’s butt is hot.
Because this scary movie isn’t scary
When remember last summer came out, I was 8 years old. At that time, I spent a lot of time in front of the television, much to the chagrin of my parents.
I found it while hopping during commercials to my favorite series on Canal J, and I immediately liked it. If I, at EIGHT years old, I liked this movie, it’s that really, tickle level, it’s placed underground.
How to propose it to your friends?
Play the Proust madeleine card (“it will remind us of our childhood”). He insists that it’s dumb enough to be great (“no, but actually the most bizarre thing about this movie is Jennifer Love-Hewitt’s bangs, what”). Compare that to a classic of the genre (“he IS the writer of He shouted Who wrote this “). Lie a little (“We see Sarah Michelle Gellar and Ryan Phillippe naked. With close-ups on the nipples”).
Night of the Living Deadby Edgar Wright (2004)
Shaun (played by Simon Pegg) has a rather limping life: he always spends his time doing the same job, before going shopping in his usual shop and going for a drink in his favorite pub with his real great friend (Nick Frost).
His girlfriend gets so tired of him that she decides to leave him. For Shaun, existence really is shit, but it’s still something doable.
Not to mention that he would have to prepare to fight against an invasion of zombies that are certainly slow, but rather effective in contaminating others.
Because this scary movie isn’t scary
Because it’s the best B-movie parody never (at the same time, I haven’t seen a lot of it, a report that I’m afraid I’m scared and you need to find the right arguments for me to watch).
How to propose it to your friends?
“It’s fun, there’s Simon Pegg, Nick Frost and then Bill Nighy. »
Attack of the Killer Tomatoesby John DeBello (1978)
We continue in lolilol with the horror comedy Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. The story of tomatoes, therefore, who acquire consciousness and decide to take revenge on humanity by killing everyone.
So, for no reason.
I let you imagine the beautiful mess it would put in the primeur department of your Carrefour if such a disaster were to happen in our world. Still, I’m counting on cucumbers to save us — I’m pretty sure they’d choose to fight on our side, because they have good heads.
Because this scary movie isn’t scary
Why is it called Attack of the Killer Tomatoes and that they are actually killer tomatoes that attack humans. Worst-case scenario, maybe you’ll eventually develop some anxiety pouring your own gazpacho, but it’s grotesque enough to keep from freaking out.
How to introduce it to your friends?
To add something: “It’s a true classic of the genre. Seriously, this film is the basis of everything. »
Teethby Mitchell Lichtenstein (2007)
Dawn is 17 and advocates sexual abstinence, like Britney in her day. However, her beliefs are severely compromised when she meets Tobey, of whom she is a part the same Christian association as her.
Mutually, the two like each other well. They would do a couple of things like kiss and touch each other – sorry, I digress.
At the same time, here it is: if I decided to stop all sexual activity, I would find it easier to live with if I were surrounded by Philippe Bouvard lookalikes. You put a being to my liking in my path, I’m not too sure I’m still being smart.
Anyway, one day, Dawn and Tobey get a little too hot and are about to have sex. But the teenager changes his mind. Her partner then tries to force her.
But what the two characters don’t know is that Dawn has sharp teeth in her vagina…
Because this scary movie isn’t scary
Because we spend more time wondering where the quality ends and the grotesque begins, and vice versa. On the other hand, it’s a bit gory. He signals that it is a girl who has sharp teeth in her vagina.
How to introduce him to his friends?
Playing it frankly: “She’s a girl, she has sharp teeth in her vagina. “Overall, she has her little effect on her.
And you, which horror movies would you recommend to freaks like me?
Source: Madmoizelle
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